Evolutionary Birth Chart


Who were you in previous lives? How are the subconscious memories of those lives impacting your current existence? Why were you put here for another round of lessons and are you learning what you need to while here? My birth chart analysis takes you from your past lives to your current soul’s desire with an examination of roadblocks and benefits you have received along the way. Each chart is a 50 -60 minute audio interpretation of your birth chart in PLAIN LANGUAGE – no astro mumbo jumbo. I even throw in a copy of my “Astrological Notes” to help you with anything that might be a bit unclear. What are you waiting for – you can’t take a long journey with a good GPS – let me be your LIFE’S ASTROLOGICAL GPS!  This is a great and most unique baby gift!

Place of Birth
Date and Time of Birth

Signs of the Tines: The Ultimate Astrological Cookbook (Paperback)


A new breed of cookbook that combines personal astrology with a love for preparing and sharing delicious meals. Astrologer and gastronome Joan Porte brings a new, fun twist to cooking by showing anyone who loves to cook how to personalize a menu for your family and friends. Beautiful photographs complement the more than 120 featured recipes organized by zodiac sign. Choose a dish or plan a multi-course meal with selections from: Appetizers, Soups, Pasta, Veggies & Fruit, Meat & Fish, and Dessert for each of the twelve signs. SIGNS OF THE TINES is a heart-warming and mouth-watering invitation to eat in alignment with our stars! — Adam Gainsburg / Soulsign

Videos with Joan the Astrological Cook

Astrological Dinner Party with Joan Porte

Arlington astrologist and businesswoman pens astrological cookbook

Taming Aries the Ram With Mint Pesto

Jupiter Stew with a Dash of Turmeric: Using the Ingress of Jupiter in Cancer to Heal Liver Inflammation

Signs of the Tines Review